Quote from LEAPup:
Btw, I'm an Italian, so I guess I'm a WOP. Lol! At least I can laugh at myself, and I never get upset when I hear someone call me dego, wop, etc.,
Quote from deadbroke:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''
''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''
''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

Quote from deadbroke:
Resolving to surprise her husband, an investment banker's wife pops by his office. She finds him in an unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitation, he starts dictating, "... and in conclusion, gentlemen, credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair!"
Quote from DarthSidious:
What seems to be the problem people? Aaron's job isn't to produce absolute return. His job is to outperform EAFE. As far as I can see, he is doing his job, and a lot of people have no idea how freaking hard that is. Do you guys even know what Investment Mandate means? If he deviates more than a small % from EAFE (upside OR downside), his clients would fire him, you know that, right?
No. EAFE, like all index, is unmanaged. It takes skill to consistently outperform it. If you just keep buying when a stock is added to the index, and sell it when it is deleted from the index, you will consistently underperform the index. It takes a lot more than that.Quote from masterjaz_99:He is hired to do exactly what a 2 year old could do by just buying the index (mutual fund or ETF)
Again, incorrect. If a trader has given Aaron his money, the trader is a fool. His clients are neither academics, nor traders (aspiring or otherwise). I say this from direct experience working for a very large wealth manager: His ideal client has so much money that his goal is to preserve it, and safely grow it with (hopefully) well thought out portfolio allocation between different asset classes. EAFE would be one of the asset classes.Quote from masterjaz_99:Real traders (myself not included) focus on absolute returns, that's all that matters. Percentages are for academics and aspiring traders.
