Good luck to you, cool thread.
I will say I feel the shorts just coming into this thing in droves. You can feel it in the breadth, and the fact that only the weighted stocks in the indices are holding the averages together.
It is going to get interesting shortly because either the internals will come apart completely (and likely spectacularly), or all of you shorts are going to be squeezed in a nasty way. My gut says you are going to be squeezed and then it will tank right after. Buckle-up buttercups!
(Full Disclosure: Mildly Long here)