Optionseeker, I'm pretty sure Spindr0 has his tongue deeply buried in his cheek on that last comment about Moe and Curly. The fact is that if you completey neutralize all aspects of your option--delta, gamma, theta,and vega (I'm assuming rho is negligible most of the time), then you will also basically negate your profits, too. With IC's you are working to keep your theta, but have the delta/gamma situation relatively neutral. Vega will be a constant concern for writers since a rising vega causes the premium erosion to go far slower, and sometimes even reverses it for a while. If you have a lot of out of the money wings, you will help balance your vegas and gammas, but they do cost money. You will always wind up in a balancing act, no matter how you adjust.
One way to keep a potential for profit is to go into a two month IC and use the current month for your longs, and the second month for your shorts, rolling back in time when the opportunity presents itself (usually for more cash). Then, a good move may make some of the longs pretty valuable.
Calendars also fit into that scenario, as well provided you can do them fairly cheaply. I'm curious, as well, how other people are using calendars in their adjustments.