I will spare you the depressing details. There will be a lot of detailed discussions on cable and smug "I told you so's" from partisan democrats.
Here's the real Comey statement, translated from Washington bureaucratese into plain English:
"It's taken us a long time to finish this because Hillary and her minions have obstructed it every step of the way. I mean, that's the Clinton way isn't it? And there is a lot, thousands of emails, who knows how many have been deleted and lost, Top Secret stuff, lots of influence peddling, that ridiculous family slush fund, all highly criminal stuff that we would destroy some government drone over if they did 1/10 of it. Look, we even screwed up David Petraeus, and all he did was turn over a few reports that no one cared about to his GF.
But let's get real here. I didn't become FBI director because I didn't know which way the wind blows in this town and without sucking up to the media every step of the way. That's why they always refer to me as "respected" and "independent". I always get a laugh out of that but they eat that act up.
Anyway, like I was saying to John Roberts the other day at lunch," I love that Kenny Rogers song, 'You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..' "
I mean otherwise, you end up like Ken Starr. Who wants that?
And for what, a few lousy emails that the Russkies probably would have just lifted off the State servers anyway? The Chief Justice agreed. No upside, big downside decisions are the easiest, particularly when the media have your back.
Here's the real Comey statement, translated from Washington bureaucratese into plain English:
"It's taken us a long time to finish this because Hillary and her minions have obstructed it every step of the way. I mean, that's the Clinton way isn't it? And there is a lot, thousands of emails, who knows how many have been deleted and lost, Top Secret stuff, lots of influence peddling, that ridiculous family slush fund, all highly criminal stuff that we would destroy some government drone over if they did 1/10 of it. Look, we even screwed up David Petraeus, and all he did was turn over a few reports that no one cared about to his GF.
But let's get real here. I didn't become FBI director because I didn't know which way the wind blows in this town and without sucking up to the media every step of the way. That's why they always refer to me as "respected" and "independent". I always get a laugh out of that but they eat that act up.
Anyway, like I was saying to John Roberts the other day at lunch," I love that Kenny Rogers song, 'You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..' "
I mean otherwise, you end up like Ken Starr. Who wants that?
And for what, a few lousy emails that the Russkies probably would have just lifted off the State servers anyway? The Chief Justice agreed. No upside, big downside decisions are the easiest, particularly when the media have your back.