Has anyone listened to how happy Bob Pisani is today since the market is up? Mysteriously, he wasn't even on yesterday as we were down, I'm convinced he calls in sick on those days and throws someone else into the fire. Occasionally he'll get whipsawed and will actually have to report on a "down day" and he'll say things like "This is on light volume", "It's just sell programs," or "Since this is options expiration, the selling is really exaggerated." Funny, I've never heard him mention any of these reasons when "reporting" on an up day. Sickening, monotonously so...Comcast, please add Bloomberg TV permanently.