In the beginning before Street.com, when Cramer was a little more full of himself, if that is a possibility or maybe my memory is playing tricks on me, he was unguarded about his humble beginnings hanging around the track and playing the dogs as in greyhounds. Of course, the media, that is the mainstream media has turned him on to the wonderful world of being a shameless tout. I kind of envy the guy in a perverse way, it must be a hoot to be a celebrity in the third rate world of the cable niche universe, and play the role of the know-it-all without fiscal impunity. As a trader I have no such luxury when I turn my opinions into real positions for which my livelihood depends. For the sake of Our Republic, I hope that he and Suzi Orman never hook up and reproduce.