Of course, that speech was borrowed and paraphrased from a similar one given by Ivan Boesky, also at a university. You will recall that Boesky did time for insider trading. Turns out greed didn't work out for him quite as advertised.
Whenever you have this urge to step away from the computer again, resist the urge! Setup a human version of the invisible fence and put it around you work area. Nothing works better for behavioral modification like a little electro-shock therapy.
