A short story about FOMC days.
5 or 6 trading days before FOMC, the 10 portfolio managers at 20 big hedge funds all get a call from risk management: 'Hey Bradford, you're long AAPL and a bunch of semiconductor stocks that are up 100%. We're levered 4:1. We gotta hedge that, bro. FOMC is in 5 days' So they all sell S&P futures to 'hedge'. FOMC statement is out. The risk managers go: cover those hedges, we don't need those, the skies are blue.
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