Guess what I got for Christmas?
Somebody tied up a cranky old donkey outside my in town little office.
I had to haul him out to my ranch.
I put him out in the pasture, then I got out my AR-15 and started some target shooting.
The donkey got all upset each time the gun fired.
I finally got a little tired of his commotion and went over to try to calm him down.
I said, hey ol' Jack, whatsa matter?
And, you may not believe this, but this donkey can talk!
He looked me right in the eyes and said, "You dope, even a jackass has enough sense to know that you shouldn't have an AR-15. The president is gonna snatch it away from you pretty soon, anyway".
Somebody tied up a cranky old donkey outside my in town little office.
I had to haul him out to my ranch.
I put him out in the pasture, then I got out my AR-15 and started some target shooting.
The donkey got all upset each time the gun fired.
I finally got a little tired of his commotion and went over to try to calm him down.
I said, hey ol' Jack, whatsa matter?
And, you may not believe this, but this donkey can talk!
He looked me right in the eyes and said, "You dope, even a jackass has enough sense to know that you shouldn't have an AR-15. The president is gonna snatch it away from you pretty soon, anyway".
