christians want to take us back to the stone age.

[Free Thinker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsA4Mvmakq8&feature=g-all-u

Bryan Fischer says Republicans don't want to take America back to the 1950's, but all the way back to the Garden of Eden in the Book of Genesis

 

[Brass]

To be fair, they only want to bring everyone back to the Bronze Age, when the fairy tale took flight and revisionist "historians" of the day fabricated the dawn of time with Adam and Eve and so on.

 

[El Guapo]

Wait, most rebuplicans are atheists, right. It says so on the internet so it must be true.