Chick Logic 101

[aphexcoil]

What she asks:

"Do you like the blue dress or the red dress?"

What you say:

"You look great in the blue dress!"

What she hears:

"You don't look good in the red dress."



What she asks:

"Do you love me?"

What you say:

"Sure."

What she hears:

"No."



What she asks:

"Do I look I'm gaining weight?"

What you say:

"Hmmm ... its hard to tell."

What she hears:

"A lot."

 

[bobcathy1]

Guy's Theory of Life


If you can't eat it.
And can't have sex with it.
Piss on it.

(Guy is interchangable with Dog)



Men are easy.
Women are complicated.

 

[Magna]

A few of my favorites:

Never ask a woman why she is angry at you.
She'll either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you.
Either way you lose.

The more I understand women, the better my Harley looks.

She who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.

On women swearing:
They know the words but not the music.
--Mark Twain

Love -- the delusion that one woman differs from another.
--H. L. Mencken

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
--Helen Rowland

For some reason I confide to her those details of my life so she can use them against me later...
--Robert X. Cringely

Women just want men who'll share your hopes and dreams. If you don't, we'll bitch at you until you die.
--Stephanie Hodge

To succeed with the opposite sex tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
--Cary Grant

 

[bobcathy1]

Quote from Magna:

To succeed with the opposite sex tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
--Cary Grant

That must be the pickup line of all time!

Aphie, take note of that one! You might be able to get laid this weekend!

 

[DT-waw]

Women are like markets - they're always right.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - they always want your money.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - the more you try to understand them, the more confused you'll be.

Take them as they are. With or without logic.