Quote from Lefty62151:
Hey Reardon:
I am interested. I have just relocated to chicago where I have a new dumpster in back of the McDonalds on Wacker. I posted the following comment in another thread but I think it is better to do so here at "hook-up".
"Actually you can live quite a comfortable life with just one kidney and one testicle. As I mentioned in my comment. I have already used my "testicle money" to fund my trading account. I will be selling naked options on the Nymex in a day or so.
When I am not in my dumpster trading I often sit in the McDonalds and beg for french fries. Sometimes people can be very mean and refuse me. Depending on my mood, I may decide to meet them in the parking lot and hack them to death with an old set of garden shears, or if I have eaten recently, I may simply urinate in my seat as a method of protest.
Hey, if you would like to meet for lunch, let me know. There are a lot of good fast food places around here that I haven't been thrown out of yet, and when my urine stains dry, they are hardly noticable (people tend to focus instead on my tinfoil hat). You know, I probably should be posting over at "Hook-up". After all, Thursday is Double Cheesburger for 99cents day!!!
Talk to you later,
Lefty the Dumpster King."