“I have learned a great deal as a result of these events"...At age 75 he has now learned that walking around naked in front young women isn't the right thing to do. Well, he is a card carrying member of the party of intellectuals, so it's no surprise he caught on quick.

" Rose frequently gave unsolicited shoulder rubs to several of them, behavior referred to among employees as “the crusty paw,” a former employee said."
The crusty paw. LOL. Not exactly the nickname you're looking for when trolling for young chicks.