Carl Icahn: "I Fired 12 Floors of People"

[newwurldmn]

Are you the guy in my neighborhood with the PLAN B vanity plate on your 911? I forget the plate on the Ferrari... I think it had a purple heart. If that is you they are beautiful.

No.

 

[ironchef]

Ok. Do I take the Ferrari or the 911 for ice cream tonight?

Take the 911, not as conspicuous. These days it is better to keep a lower profile.

 

[ironchef]

You get the woman's attention and say, "Hey babe, nevermind these guys. See that right over there? *points to the seaplane at the dock* That's my ride. Want to get out of here?"

And so the hot babe leaves with the owner of the plane. And all the yuppie scum are left speechless. Cars. HAH!

Are you kidding me? No self respect babe would go for a lousy seaplane. It better be a Gulfstream G700 waiting at Miami International.

 

[Overnight]

Are you kidding me? No self respect babe would go for a lousy seaplane. It better be a Gulfstream G700 waiting at Miami International.

You're missing the jist.

A "hot babe" is listening to the jocks bragging about their boats at the dock of the waterfront restaurant.

So the suave guy comes around and says, "Hey, I got a seaplane".

Seaplanes are sexier than boats to the hot babe. (Or if you are really clever, an amphib).

Gosh, it seems so unsexy when I have to explain it like an android.

 

[luckyfnlou]

An amphib?? a vehicle that turns into a boat like a military vehicle?

 

[newwurldmn]

Gosh, it seems so unsexy when I have to explain it like an android.

It’s like explaining a joke.

 

[ironchef]

You're missing the jist.

A "hot babe" is listening to the jocks bragging about their boats at the dock of the waterfront restaurant.

So the suave guy comes around and says, "Hey, I got a seaplane".

Seaplanes are sexier than boats to the hot babe. (Or if you are really clever, an amphib).

Gosh, it seems so unsexy when I have to explain it like an android.

I am dense. I am not a hot babe, never met one either.

 

[Trader Curt]

It’s like explaining a joke.

He was explaining a joke...

 

[Overnight]

An amphib?? a vehicle that turns into a boat like a military vehicle?

In this context, no, a plane that can takeoff and land on a runway AND water.

Way sexier than a boat/car amphib.

If you don't get it by now, you NEVER will.

 

[themickey]

I am dense. I am not a hot babe, never met one either.

Probably not a bad thing, 'cause you get no sleep, it's a pleasure and pain experience.