I guess on some level I can't be serious, and 99% of the 'dreamers' will probably get all huffed-up with my suggestion, but:
Move to Texas.
Get a "tech." job at a children's clinic. Not hard especially if you are male.
While being a tech; Get a masters in (Speech, Physical, or Occupational Therapy). You will probably meet a person worth considering your future with (Assuming your single, if not ignore this aspect).
Become one of above in children's clinic; in an established economic area. Easier for males (This field is lacking males, pays well, and you are actually doing 'good' things everyday.) Even better if you like the idea of living 'overseas.'
Enjoy life and wish that you never saw 'that' Wall Street Journal, or your first Level 2 screen.
If you play your cards right; you may get the opportunity to open your own clinic. Being that you have a strong 'business' back-ground you will have a big advantage over 'others' in this regard. If done right this can be very lucrative.
Now, you won't do any of the above (I wouldn't expect that), but remember this was once an option.