Capital One Q1 loss 45c vs $1.47 EPS year ago

[nazzdack]

Quote from Daal:
MS will get ES to be limit up tomorrow

....and Fed Funds futures will trade at the "101" handle!

 

[nazzdack]

Quote from ElCubano:
.......vikings......

Instead of medieval armor, the vikings will be dressed in barrels for the tv ads.

 

[Illum]

Quote from Daal:

Its AH, when the gates are open again COF will soar, MS will get ES to be limit up tomorrow

Certainly possible, Id rather play with the Es though, if they don't sell the news in MS.

Obama wants to see Cof in person Thursday, I hear he is not a fan. Dark clouds for the usury business.

 

[Daal]

If MS beats, Obama will announce he is using emergency powers to make morgan stock legal tender in the US for the settlement of all public and private debts

 

[NoDoji]

Quote from MrDODGE:

Pffft that is just the initial reaction.

Asian markets will soar and COF will open 15% up and end the day 30% up tomorrow.

LMFAO!

Mr. D, what you're getting at is that my overwhelming urge to go long TIF each day when it hits the high ticker for the 138th time is actually quite rational, which explains why the price then moves up another 1.00+ a share. Would that be reasonable?

 

[MrDODGE]

Quote from NoDoji:

LMFAO!

Mr. D, what you're getting at is that my overwhelming urge to go long TIF each day when it hits the high ticker for the 138th time is actually quite rational, which explains why the price then moves up another 1.00+ a share. Would that be reasonable?

Wait for a sniff of government bailout and then go long TIF. They are too big to fail and we need our overpriced jewelry. Cougars and sluts need their plated scrap metal to survive! Letting them fail would have a big impact on the jewelry system that would spread throughout the world and cause mass panic.

Therefore, a long position is reasonable.

Thank Geithner and Bernanke!

 

[Diego11]

I really do not get this. One should be shorting this or long.

Its like Yahoo and Coach.

 

[NoDoji]

Quote from MrDODGE:

Wait for a sniff of government bailout and then go long TIF. They are too big to fail and we need our overpriced jewelry. Cougars and sluts need their plated scrap metal to survive! Letting them fail would have a big impact on the jewelry system that would spread throughout the world and cause mass panic.

Therefore, a long position is reasonable.

Thank Geithner and Bernanke!

Mr D! I put on another hypothetical TIF long when it hit new highs about 80 times today and seemed like the absolute drop-dead short opportunity and I'm up over $2000 already!