Man, I went thru almost exactly the same thing a few yrs ago. The guy was asking why? What's the problem? What can we do? I was polite and patient at first, but I told the guy that I wasn't interested in explaining anything to him, it wasn't important, my reasons were my own, I just wanted the account canceled. And he went on and on. "I'm just trying to understand what the problem is." At which point I told him HE was the problem, I just wanted to cancel the account, I didn't want to discuss or debate it. After going around and around w/this frigging psycho I ended up screaming into the phone "Cancel the account! JUST CANCEL THE ACCOUNT OR GIVE ME YOUR SUPERVISOR!" Finally he's going thru the process of canceling the thing and he's muttering the whole time about what a grouch I am. It was frigging surreal.
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