Canada Invited Communist China To Come To Country To Participate In Military Exercises: Reports

[Bugenhagen]

Exactly! But now they prolly have 79,000 minuteman missiles, compared to our paltry 50,000 or whatever the number is.

How ever many nukes we have, Canada has 1.5x that number. Mark it, dude. LOL!

I just remembered a Canadian girl I met at the Rocky Horror in Denver, her nickname was Nuke. I thought maybe some first nations thing, Nook maybe? But it was that she had tits like nuclear missiles.

We sang the Tijuana Gipsy (stole my personal stereo) song. Ah to be young and only wearing gold underpants in Denver's LoDo. Canadians are way funnier than Americans though. That's why they won the war.

 

[Nine_Ender]

I think I am convincing myself that demure little Canada actually has been stockpiling so much weaponry over the past 70 years that they are the earth's hidden ubersuperpower.

I mean, they have to be, right? They are like the same size as the US geographically, yet they do NOTHING but talk and talk, and grow Maple trees. And since nobody lives in the northern half of the country, that is a LOT of space to hide a LOT of nasty weaponry! Nuclear, tanks, subs, a huuuuge army, etc. Hell, they prolly have 70 aircraft carriers we don't know about because the frozen tundra up north there is SO boring, we don't bother looking at it from space!

I believe Canada is planning a coup of the western hemisphere.

Otherwise, Canada inviting China to participate in military exercises makes no sense.

Ergo, Canada makes no sense otherwise. Teehee.

Canada had a working nuclear reactor in 1945, and the know how to build as many weapons as we need.

 

[FortuneTeller]

What age are you? You witter on like an old man with autism and dementia but you don't remember the early 1990s. That of course could be old man dementia..

Never mind. If you are 20 years younger than me and like this, rather not know.

WTF does "witter" mean? You using what appears to be "old man" talk has me worried that you are so old you might die tonight of a heart attack. Please be careful old man, your time might be up.

 

[FortuneTeller]

Have you noticed they have 90 percent of their population stationed within just miles of the US border?

Canada kick America's ass in 1812, they can do it again.

At least I now know you hate America. I guess if you were denied entry into the US that would do it, right? Have fun being stuck in Colombia. LOL