Nah. Not here.
You forget The Three Stages of TrumPidiot Reaction (to perceived attack)
1) Deny deny deny.
2) Disparage the source.
3) Double-down: Wear the accusation as a cloak of honor: "Well of course I/we manipulate the market -- who in their right mind wouldn't??? You all just lack the power."
I make the best manipulations. I've manipulated real estate for years with the small loan my father gave me. We truly have the best market manipulators (pause and look at the crowd) here in America and we have to bring our jobs home from (shuffles notes, is it Mexico or China?) China so that we can have more market manipulators. 3.5% unemployment you can't do that without manipulation right folks? You see there's good and bad manipulation. I do good manipulation. Every time you buy stock in your retirement you are manipulating the market too. See folks, it's not a crime. It's just called noticing a good market! I make you money! Look at your retirements folks - that was me! Crooked Hillary should've manipulated a new email server but she's so LOW ENERGY she can't manage. I'm HIGH ENERGY folks and I will keep the market going up even if I have to manipulate it because its what the American people need. I've been great for the market and the do nothing democrats are so LOW ENERGY they can even impeach me! MAGA! See you in 2020 folks!
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