Alright! Happy days are here again! Just what we need, get 'em up on the launching pad, and then let the good times roll with increased buying power. Looks like 1999 redux, or it will be, coming up.
Can the good ole days of 10% margin to buy stocks (like in the twenties) be far behind? Don't worry, be happy! And yes, with all the fancy hedging, why, all the net risk is offset.
Unh huh, yeah, right.
It is, until it isn't.
Yep, it's a shame, and a bad use of capital when you can only lever it 2/1, why them hedge funds must be bemoaning that all day long. And when they can only lever it 3, 4, 5, or 10/1, that may still not be enough.
Why not just say, heck with it, 100/1 on stock, and you can borrow the 1.
It should be interesting to see the net of all this, roller coaster up, roller coaster down. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Leave it to the brokerage industry to keep coming up with bigger and better ways to sell stock at high prices. I guess they'll be putting some lipstick on these pigs, and taking them to market.
You gotta hand it to them, more buying power, more leverage, and yet reduced risk. More taste, less filling.
This is gonna be good, stick around.