I was bored and feeling creative lol... what can I say.
Music by Don McLean III,
Lyrics by Zandy
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Its not all that looong ago
I can still remember how
The Donald used to make me smile....
And I knew if I had my chance
I could make the far left dance
And make them happy for a while
But October came and made me shiver
With every leak Assange delivered
Bad news on the email
(Polls):"Nooo way that I could fail"...
I can't remember if laughed
At Donald's sexist "Access" gaffe
But something crushed me deep inside
The day, they leeeearned...we lied.
Sooo
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side
Spent billions on a mass media buy
Singin' this'll be the day that I lie....
This'll be the day that I lie...
Did you write the book of rules?
We knew better,... we called you fools.
If CNN tells you sooo.
Can you buy our hope and change?
One world, no borders, all deranged.
And can we teach you how to think... real slow?
Well, I know that you really can
Deplore both him and and all his fans
Ignore how big they grew
We'll turn red states to bluuue!
We started singin'
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side
Spent billions on a mass media buy
Singin' this'll be the day that I lie
This'll be the day that I lie...
Now, for two years we've been on our own
My ass grew fat like a quarry stone
But, that's not how it used to be
When ole Bill spoke like a king and "queen"
False words we knew... he'd never mean
And a voice that came from.... Hillareee
Oh and while Bill was looking down
Lewinski stole his thorny crown
The Congress was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Huma read a book on Marx
Debates were practiced ...not in the dark
And Wolf sang praises "She's so sharp"
The day.... we kneeeew.... she lied...
We were singin'
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side
Spent billions on the mass media buy
Singin' this'll be the day that I lie
This'll be the day that I lie...
Helter skelter November swelter
The bird flew off for a fallout shelter
Swing states down and falling fast...
It landed foul right on the grass
The players tried for a recount pass
With the lefties on the sidelines in a cast....
Now December air is rank perfume
While Trumpy plays the winning tune
We all got up to cry
Safe spaces gone bye bye.
Then the snowflakes tried to take the field
Bernie caved and gave a whimpy yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day... we kneeeew... she lied.
We started singin'
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side
Spent billions on a mass media buy
Singin' this'll be the day that I lie
This'll be the day that I lie...
Oh and there we were all in one place
A generation with no safe space
With no time left to start again
So come on Trump be nimble, Trump be quick
Trump send em all a pointed stick
'Cause blindness is the devil's only friend.....
Oh and as I watched him speak up on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
Hillary came from hell.
He broke that Satan's spell.....
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw America laughing with delight
The day.... we knewwww. SHE LIED.
And we were singing...
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side
Spent billions on a mass media buy
Singin' this'll be the day that I lie
This'll be the day that I lie...
I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the lies some years before
But the man there said the lies had went away
And in the streets the children screamed
The snowflakes cried, Black Lives Matter steamed.
But not a word was spoken
The networks all were broken
And the three men we forever pump
Preibus, Bannon, and Donald Trump
They caught the next plane for D.C.
The day....we knewwww...she lied!
And they were singing
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
We kicked your ass hard and now you can die
Exposed what you were
now we're sayin' goodbye
Singin':
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS!
Music by Don McLean III,
Lyrics by Zandy
________________________________
Its not all that looong ago
I can still remember how
The Donald used to make me smile....
And I knew if I had my chance
I could make the far left dance
And make them happy for a while
But October came and made me shiver
With every leak Assange delivered
Bad news on the email
(Polls):"Nooo way that I could fail"...
I can't remember if laughed
At Donald's sexist "Access" gaffe
But something crushed me deep inside
The day, they leeeearned...we lied.
Sooo
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side
Spent billions on a mass media buy
Singin' this'll be the day that I lie....
This'll be the day that I lie...
Did you write the book of rules?
We knew better,... we called you fools.
If CNN tells you sooo.
Can you buy our hope and change?
One world, no borders, all deranged.
And can we teach you how to think... real slow?
Well, I know that you really can
Deplore both him and and all his fans
Ignore how big they grew
We'll turn red states to bluuue!
We started singin'
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side
Spent billions on a mass media buy
Singin' this'll be the day that I lie
This'll be the day that I lie...
Now, for two years we've been on our own
My ass grew fat like a quarry stone
But, that's not how it used to be
When ole Bill spoke like a king and "queen"
False words we knew... he'd never mean
And a voice that came from.... Hillareee
Oh and while Bill was looking down
Lewinski stole his thorny crown
The Congress was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Huma read a book on Marx
Debates were practiced ...not in the dark
And Wolf sang praises "She's so sharp"
The day.... we kneeeew.... she lied...
We were singin'
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side
Spent billions on the mass media buy
Singin' this'll be the day that I lie
This'll be the day that I lie...
Helter skelter November swelter
The bird flew off for a fallout shelter
Swing states down and falling fast...
It landed foul right on the grass
The players tried for a recount pass
With the lefties on the sidelines in a cast....
Now December air is rank perfume
While Trumpy plays the winning tune
We all got up to cry
Safe spaces gone bye bye.
Then the snowflakes tried to take the field
Bernie caved and gave a whimpy yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day... we kneeeew... she lied.
We started singin'
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side
Spent billions on a mass media buy
Singin' this'll be the day that I lie
This'll be the day that I lie...
Oh and there we were all in one place
A generation with no safe space
With no time left to start again
So come on Trump be nimble, Trump be quick
Trump send em all a pointed stick
'Cause blindness is the devil's only friend.....
Oh and as I watched him speak up on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
Hillary came from hell.
He broke that Satan's spell.....
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw America laughing with delight
The day.... we knewwww. SHE LIED.
And we were singing...
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
Called Bill, and Barack and Michelle to our side
Spent billions on a mass media buy
Singin' this'll be the day that I lie
This'll be the day that I lie...
I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the lies some years before
But the man there said the lies had went away
And in the streets the children screamed
The snowflakes cried, Black Lives Matter steamed.
But not a word was spoken
The networks all were broken
And the three men we forever pump
Preibus, Bannon, and Donald Trump
They caught the next plane for D.C.
The day....we knewwww...she lied!
And they were singing
Bye, bye Ms American Lie
We kicked your ass hard and now you can die
Exposed what you were
now we're sayin' goodbye
Singin':
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS!
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