New World Order (NWO) plans in jeopardy following 2008 market slump
By Andreas Hippin
Dec. 27 (Bloomberg) -- The Illuminati, a shadowy group of elitist bankers bent on world domination, said today that market developments in 2008 have "significantly hindered" their goal of establishing a New World Order by 2012. Bob Rothschild, a descendant of the infamous Mayer Amschel Rothschild, spoke about the extent the credit crisis has derailed the Illuminati goals. ââ¬ÅWe were making great progress under former U.S. President Bill Clinton and current President George H. W. Bush. The plan was to allow for easy credit followed by deflation as a way to force foreclosures. This would transfer large swarfs of private property to banks we control. However, something went terribly wrong. We underestimated our risk exposure and got caught up in the mess. J. P. Morgan purchased Bear Sterns, at a deep discount from fair value, as planned, or at least thatââ¬â¢s what we though,ââ¬Â said Rothschild. We greatly underestimated Bearââ¬â¢s exposure to Collateralized Debt Obligations (CDOs) and Credit Default Swaps (CDS). ââ¬ÅThey were just too hard to value, and we did not realize it before it was too late.ââ¬Â
Jason Rockefeller, based out of an undisclosed location in New York, is charged with funding the operations of the NWO by manipulating world events. He disclosed today that the New World Order, LLC lost over $6.2 billion in connection with Bernard Madoff Capital Management. Exposure could reach as high as $10 billion. ââ¬ÅWe were having a really bad year, and this totally blindsided us,ââ¬Â explained Rockefeller. We have experienced a significant loss as a result of Madoff and the poor decisions of our fund managers. To add further insult to injury, we were highly leveraged. Had we not been for whom we are, we would have received a margin call resulting in total liquidation of our positions. It would have made us insolvent,ââ¬Â explained Rockefeller. ââ¬ÅWe had to call in a lot of favors this time around.ââ¬Â The NWOââ¬â¢s traditional funding sources in times of emergency -- the Vatican Bank and the Federal Reserve Bank of New York -- are experiencing their own liquidity problems.
Federal Reserve
The Federal Reserve was a liquidity provider of last resort for the Illuminati. However, financial markets remain considerably strained and a swelling balance sheet has been wholly committed to support the overall financial system. A freedom of information request by Bloomberg News to discover the recipients of $2 trillion in loans by the Federal Reserve was recently denied. However, a Federal Reserve governor, who spoke on the condition of anonymity since all activities related to the Illuminati and the NWO are top secret said that they will be able to support the Illuminati and the New World Order for the foreseeable future. ââ¬ÅTraditionally we would receive interest payments by purchasing treasury bills, which would then be distributed in the form of dividends to the Illuminati and other member banks. Anything in excess to the Illuminatiââ¬â¢s needs would then be transfer to the Treasury Department. However, all of our T-Bills have been lent out to insolvent banks to prevent an outright collapse of the financial system." The Presidentââ¬â¢s Working Group on Financial Markets, colloquially known as the Plunge Protection Team (PPT), had to go out in full force several days in October to prevent a meltdown of biblical proportions. "We would have strongly preferred to remain a Wall Street legend but it was imperative to prop up the markets, even if it meant exposing ourselves and our proxies: Goldman Sachs Group and J.P. Morgan." The Plunge Protection Team is charged with purchasing unlimited index futures in event of a sever stock market crash. The group established by Ronald Reagan in response to the 1987 stock market crash does not purchase contracts directly but instead uses third parties. ââ¬ÅHad the Presidentââ¬â¢s Working Group allowed a crash, it would have severely prohibited the Illuminati from establishing their New World Order, which has been in the works for well over 100 years. ââ¬ÅIt was not an option.ââ¬Â
End Game
The Illuminati had originally planed to have the New World Order up and running by December 21, 2012, to match the end of the Mayan calendar of order time. However, Billy Vanderbilt, Supreme Emperor in waiting of the New World Order, believes that date is far too optimistic. We are so behind schedule and the world is spinning out of control. ââ¬ÅNormally we like to be in control, but this financial crisis has sent everything into disrepair. We risk a total annihilation of our goals established in 1932 and again in Benton Woods. ââ¬ÅAll we can do now is hope for the best.ââ¬Â
To contact the reporter on this story: Andreas Hippin in Washington at
ahippin@media.ppt.gov
Last Updated: December 27, 2008 15:20 EST