Business cards

Look I don't mind meeting barfly women either, but I don't want them calling me at work. I always ask if I can write my home number on their right breast. I usually get slapped.
 
Yes, I'm sure you do usually get slapped. But if you can keep your slaps less painful than the pleasure gained when they say "yes", then this technique could be profitable. You don't necessarily need more winners than losers if your winners average much more than your losers each time. :D

-Raystonn
 
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Yes, I'm sure you do usually get slapped. But if you can keep your slaps less painful than the pleasure gained when they say "yes", then this technique could be profitable. You don't necessarily need more winners than losers if your winners average much more than your losers each time. :D

-Raystonn
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hahahaha. I am with trader though. Who wants them calling you at work? Why not just show them the keys to your porsche? That should do the trick
 
Quoting myself from a few years ago from a thread about "What do you call yourself?" http://elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12473&perpage=6&
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01-03-03 03:04 PM
There's a longer thread from a few months ago that's basically about the same topic. I especially liked the remarks of Lightningsmurf who said that he says, "I design and implement derivative and equity systems." Thought that was great. LOL :D My main posts in the thread are at http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=145087#post145087 Then you can read the rest of the posts. An interesting thread.
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social purposes obviously?

almost all my cards are given to women (not that many given out :D but enough)
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Bingo, which is why I put I'm a great fuck underneath my name and number.
 
To bring this subject to a close this is what I did.

Name in the middle of the card.

at the bottom:
"Options and Futures Trading"
"phone number"
"email address"

Done.

Cheers !
 
Once had a card with 'Speculator in Financial Derivatives'.
Made for a good conversation piece with some. And as for those who felt
belittled, they didn't ask.
 
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