Someone already used the title that came to mind when I first read this thread. Briefing.com is by far the slowest, lamest site there is when it comes to posting market-moving news.
Once upon a time I was a paying sub for their service. There seemed to be a minimum 15-30 minute delay on them posting newsworthy items, if at all. I could usually tell by price movements when news was hitting, but darned if I could find out why on Briefing. Now I use them for the Economic Calendar, to track what's on tap each day. Otherwise, they're a waste of broadband.
GOATS! (Still think it's funny, but don't know why)