Talking dirty with Neil Bush
For a cheap thrill (along with a spine-tingling jolt of maximum power), it's hard to top the divorce deposition of presidential sibling Neil Bush.
The dirty Q&A is the legalese equivalent of the Paris Hilton video. Though produced in private 10 months ago, during Neil's nasty split from wife Sharon, the 270-page document has been making its way in recent days to gossips around the country, including yours truly.
Here are some stomach-flipping excerpts of Sharon Bush's attorney, Marshall Davis Brown, mercilessly grilling President Bush's wayward little brother:
Bush: "I had sexual intercourse with perhaps three or four, I don't remember the exact number, women, at different times. In Thailand once, I have a pretty clear recollection that there was one time in Thailand and in Hong Kong."
Brown: "And you were married to Mrs. Bush?"
Bush: "Yes."
Brown: "Is that where you caught the venereal diseases?"
Bush: "No."
Brown: "Where did you catch those?"
Bush: "Diseases plural? I didn't catch..."
Brown: "Well, I'm sorry. How ... how many venereal diseases do you suffer from?"
Bush: "I've had one venereal disease."
Brown: "Which was?"
Bush: "Herpes."
Brown then interrogates Bush's about his various sex partners: "Did you pay them for that sex?"
Bush: "No, I did not."
Brown: "Pick them up in a sushi house?"
Bush: "No. ... My recollection is, where I can recall, they came to my room."
Brown: "Do you know the name of that hotel? I may go to Thailand sometime."
Sharon and Neil are now divorced, and Robert Andrews - ex-husband of Neil's fiance, Maria Andrews - is suing Sharon for her repeated claims that Maria's young child is Neil's. In the meantime, maybe the Pentagon should dispatch Marshall Brown to chat up Saddam Hussein.
...we'll wait right here for you while you go empty it ok??
