Breaking News: Missinary Position Only part of Right-Wing Platform

Yep... right-wing zealots and their chief propagandist Rick Santorum intend to incorporate "missionary-only" into their platform. Further they intend to also support a 70% excise taxes on the purchase of condoms...!

Look for this fundamentalist premise in the upcoming Republican right-wing, victorian-nutbags' platform:

Guns DON'T kill... Condoms DO!


(Mod: can you correct spelling for "Missinary")
 
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