Breaking News Alert!!!!

[William Rennick]

From the World News Weekly newswire:

May 25,2006 1:30 pm EDT

NORAD Deep Space Radar is tracking a large rouge asteroid moving at 45 mps into a direct path with the Earth. Expected impact 3 hours 23 minutes near the coast of Burmuda. All residents within a 5000 km radius are advised to grease up.

Hawking

 

[fhl]

Quick! Buy up all the bermuda shorts available. There'll be a shortage!

 

[der_kommissar]

keep up the good work Rennick.

 

[jzlucas]

YES! Great day today in the market for me! Finally! Just made my first million! I wonder what Im going to do with it?? ...never mind.