BP----They are gonnna NUKE IT!!

[LEAPup]

Quote from William Rennick:

Heavy concentrations of synthetic heavy methane have been monitored near taco bells and Jenny Craig studios. This is disturbing, if the terrorists get wind of this they may capture a big one waddling out of Jenny Craig and set her off in Times Square.

Rennick "Big Sis" Napolotano out

Hey, you said "if the terrorists get WIND of this."

Was that a purposeful pun, or accidental? None the less, good stuff!

 

[kalzayani]

estimates of trade range till nov

 

[maninjapan]

Quote from dantes1807:

It looks like after all the denials <a href="http://www.socialnews.biz/tag/BP">BP</a> is getting rid of Tony Hayward.

Who? Never heard of him. What Oil Spill????

 

[GTS]

Quote from kalzayani:

estimates of trade range till nov

Love that you carried out the price to 4 decimal places. Unfortunately I think you drew the graph upside down, might want to fix that.

 

[Range Rover]

Quote from myoffices:

Is it that hard to find 1000 plumbers to fix a leak. I guess So. They are looking for Bill Gates or someone rich to clog the pipe with a big name. They need experienced plumbing specialists to fix the leak. Its not simple but If they Made several interlocking pipes and stacked them daily until they reached the top would.nt that make sense. They should just have a reality show and daily have a new company besides them fix the leak.

In my experience when you cant fix the leak you smash down the pipe with a hammer and problem is solved. Build a new tower closer to the source and make a new hole before the damaged leak and relieve the pressure and slow the spill. Jimmy the neigborhood plumber should be running BP.

The worst is yet to come. Watch the Short Interest on BP over the next month.

I read it was a plumber who gave them the plans for the current cap that has worked best so far

 

[Petsamo]

Quote from Range Rover:
I read it was a plumber who gave them the plans for the current cap that has worked best so far

And that plumber has experience plugging a hole 5,000 ft beneath the sea!

 

[ttaco2222]

If BP said it would cost 3b to clean up gulf why 30b in asset sales? Here is their probability of default-- does NOT include said asset sale http://stock.ly/7mjkus

 

[GTS]

Quote from ttaco2222:

If BP said it would cost 3b to clean up gulf why 30b in asset sales? Here is their probability of default-- does NOT include said asset sale http://stock.ly/7mjkus

You are an idiot - they have already spent 4b and they have committed to putting 20b in the Feinberg-run fund so how did you come up with 3B?

They just took at 32B charge against the current quarter - apparently you are little behind on your news.

 

[gimp570]

BP to proceed with relief well - US



must mean the sucker is still leaking


no???

 

[GTS]

Quote from gimp570:

BP to proceed with relief well - US

must mean the sucker is still leaking

no???

No, it means that when they pumped cement down from the top it didn't make it all the way to the bottom so they want to cement the bottom so that the well is sealed top to bottom.

Seriously, isn't it time to lay off all this conspiracy crap about the well still leaking - if it were leaking oil then there would be an oil slick at the site... don't you think someone would have noticed that over the past month?