Boycott Earth Day
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Boycott trees. Hug Limbaugh. 
Boycott earth day...which is pretty much every day in which we use the earth like a disposable diaper...
That's right, Jesus will take care of everything...
That's right, Jesus will take care of everything...
Boycott? WTF? Naw, you celebrate the wonders of Earth. Call up some friends and have some veal for dinner. Send the ladies to the kitchen to clean up while the "angry" white men congregate over big stinky cigars and cognac.
Or (to paraphrase P. J. O'Rourke), rest your backside on the Barcalounger in the living room while calling up liberal friends on the cell phone and ask them "if the outdoors is so swell, why aren't the homeless more fond of it?"
Earth Day can be a lot of fun.
Or (to paraphrase P. J. O'Rourke), rest your backside on the Barcalounger in the living room while calling up liberal friends on the cell phone and ask them "if the outdoors is so swell, why aren't the homeless more fond of it?"
Earth Day can be a lot of fun.
Drive less, drive less gas-guzzling cars, plant trees, recycle your plastic, glass, and paper, buy 'organic-based' clothes, turn your thermostats down/up depending on temps outside, support nuclear/wind/solar/geothermal energies.
Nothing matters, or solves the ultimate cause of the problem except one: control human overpopulation and growth!!
Of course, you will NOT hear ANY politician, religious, or even many environmental leaders suggest such a solution.
Doesn't matter: we'll hit the 'typical' 3 million year 'lifespan' for a species and then we'll disappear. No, it won't be Jesus coming to rapture us per the Christian superstition, it won't be Jesus returning, killing/converting all to Islam (or killing the rest, or whatever) per the Islam superstition, and it won't be the end as per the Mayan Calendar.
We'll simply, quietly EXPIRE.
Save the EARTH? The Earth will be here LONG after we're gone.
Nothing matters, or solves the ultimate cause of the problem except one: control human overpopulation and growth!!
Of course, you will NOT hear ANY politician, religious, or even many environmental leaders suggest such a solution.
Doesn't matter: we'll hit the 'typical' 3 million year 'lifespan' for a species and then we'll disappear. No, it won't be Jesus coming to rapture us per the Christian superstition, it won't be Jesus returning, killing/converting all to Islam (or killing the rest, or whatever) per the Islam superstition, and it won't be the end as per the Mayan Calendar.
We'll simply, quietly EXPIRE.
Save the EARTH? The Earth will be here LONG after we're gone.
