I remember when I was little and me and my mom were going to the store. We were driving behind a garbage truck and a dildo flies out of the truck and thumps against the windshield.
My mom (trying not to be embarrassed) says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
I said, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
My mom (trying not to be embarrassed) says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
I said, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."