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Just got this link sent to me....check out the Dow song...
Dow is Down, The
(Parody of I'm Goin' Down by Bruce Springsteen)
I get a bear
When Iâm clickinâ my mouse
But now I hate to see that ticker cominâ round
I go to check the Dow and Nasdaq baby
Theyâre dropping points
Like Jenny Craigâs droppin pounds
Well say unemploymentâs not on the rise
But Sysco just laid off a thousand guys
Itâs going downdown down
Dow Jones is down down down
Nasdaq is down down down
Everything is down down down
Touchdown
I used to have an estate baby
But now my golden years are all in Dow
I remember when the 90âs started
My stocks would split
Every time the sun came out
I used to day trade dabble in margin
My portfolio was lookinâ stout
I used to love that Alan Greenspan
But everytime he speaks
Itâs going down down down
The Nasdaq is down down down
Greenspanâs a clown clown clown clown
Down down down
Hey how about that deep down Dow
The Dow is down down down
Nasdaq is down down down
Greenspanâs a clown clown clown
Down down down
Down down down
The marketâs down down down down