You just described gold. Thanks. After thousands of years, you've proved all other generations to be 'dumb' in this regard.
Waiting to see you sitting as chairman at an investment bank in 6 months...
Gold doesn't have a rogue off-shore company that can print money out of the sky and pump it's price.
Gold is a conservative store of value. Bitcoin is a junk asset that performs well in risk-on scenario when the times are good.
Bitcoin as itself is OKAY and a good idea(even though technologically flawed), but the problem is that it's price is artificially inflated with Tethers. So it's like a ponzi scheme. The price of Bitcoin is very similar to a ponzi scheme.
There is some genuine demand for Bitcoins, but to a large extent the Tether fraud is adding fuel to the fire, pumping up the price and creating artificial demand (people want to buy when price goes up, FOMO).
Its the 'glorified spreadsheet' for me.
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