Yesterday I was reading up on the birthers to refresh my memoryâremind me, where was he actually born?âand took a detour into the anti-papist crusade against John F. Kennedy. I have a Catholic friend who wasn't close to born yet, and he's still fascinated by it, having inherited the memories from his parents. It really was bonkers: questions (serious, of course) as to whether JFK would be under the thumb of the Vatican.
The Tribune found this perplexing, perhaps because the staff of a Chicago paper, where Catholics dominated political life, would instinctually realize the madness of it. What kind of power would a mere pope have against Mayor Daley? He doesn't run a ward organization.
But it was dutifully reported anyway, thanks in part to Trump-like figures like Norman Vincent Peale, doyen of positive thinking except when it came to Catholics: "'Our American culture is at stake,' said Peale. 'I don't say it won't survive, but it won't be what it was.'"
If there's anything sad about the birthers, it's that they represent a decline in the creativity of American conspiracy theorists. So assume Obama wasn't born in America... then what? Is he trying to cover up the fact that he's a secret Muslim? Or that he's an African anti-colonialist? Maybe he's just a moderate neoliberal who happened to be born in Kenya or Indonesia or something. I demand better conspiracy architecture than this.