Quote from marketsurfer:
Ok, big guy, but you will likely have to take up a donation or "crowd source" the funds as I doubt you will be able to pay even my very low rate. This offer is for marketsurfer, elites #1 value add poster---- $1000 per month for one year, or $10,000 upfront and marketsurfer will be forever retired from elitetrader. --- Lets see if you can even "raise" those few cents--- let alone pay it out yourself.
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Quote from Clubber Lang:
I'm having a moral dilemma here.
On one hand, paying 10k to a pathetic poser failure to leave a website is a waste of money, and worse, it sets a precedent for other trolls to try to get a similar payday.
On the other hand, freeing the ET world of its biggest wanna-be, name dropping, ass kissing, epic trading failure would be doing a great service to all who read this site.
I'll sleep on it and if I decide that's its worth it, you will have to sign a document stating that you will never again post on ET under any alias or you will return all money paid plus a penalty (I think 5k to a charity of my choosing seems like a fair penalty, assuming you can sell enough MS swag to pay it off....big assumption). Of course this will be done through proper legal channels (sadly, your word means nothing because you lie time and time again).
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Quote from marketsurfer:
I agree to those terms. I guess the real question is if you have the wherewithal to back up your words. I'm anxiously waiting but Vegas has the odds at 99% of you not performing.
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Quote from Clubber Lang:
Of course you agree to those terms. 10k is a windfall for you.
Patience my little puppet.
As I said, I will decide tomorrow if its worth paying your sorry ass to leave.

Quote from marketsurfer:
It's far from a windfall-- my wristwatch costs about 3x that. I deliberately made it low so your inability to produce the small amount of cash would be self evident. Be that as it may , I'll await to see if you can scrape up the capital. surf![]()
Quote from Clubber Lang:
I've seen your watch "collection" posted here.
1) you have extremely poor taste
2) you are severely overweight
3) you bought most of them used, so easy with the bragging
My advice is to sell your watch and buy a gym membership.
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