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This might help you Lucrum it's worked for me in the past.



Steps to lighten up:

1. remove cob from ass
2. get drunk
3. laugh
4. get laid

The order is random I've found as long I've did all the steps it works.
 
Quote from bigarrow:

This might help you Lucrum it's worked for me in the past.

Steps to lighten up:

1. remove cob from ass
2. get drunk
3. laugh
4. get laid

The order is random I've found as long I've did all the steps it works.
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You had a cob up your ass? :D (it didn't have a scrotum connected to it I hope)

It's too early in the day for #2
I'm doing #3 as I write
I just got laid the other day and probably will again tonight or the next

So when you look silly/hypocritical it's either satire or I'm just too up tight? Gotcha! LOL
 
Quote from Lucrum:

You had a cob up your ass?
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Metaphorically speaking yeah I've had a cob up my ass. You ought try an attitude adjustment, if anyone here needs to lighten up it's you man. Remove that cob from your ass, metaphorically speaking of course and you'll see life in a whole new light.
 
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