The market can't crash when it has the biggest back stop in the world, the Fed.
The Bernanke put has already been excercised twice, everyone knows the guy loves to cut rates and pump out money.
I repeat. The market can't crash anymore. Those are past phenomenons when the Fed actually cared about the value of the dollar. When you can print massive amounts of dollars, ala Zimbabwe, the stock market goes up, even in a recession.