Houston!!!!
Conroe!!
Texas (Toxic) City!
SugarLand!
Vidor!
North Shore.
The mutha fucking Woodlands!!!
The West Loop
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Several things to be avoided when looking for places to inhabit are the following.
1) Gas (fillin') stations that also serve chopped beef samiches..and minnows!!....(in Texas. signs that say."Please wash hands before returning to work....." don't yet exist.)
2) Ain't Bee's famous pies.
3) houses on the "water" (guffaw)
4) Deliverance
5) Local estuaries directly connected to the refinery in Toxic City, Texas
6) two headed babyCranes.
6) three headed Frogs....six eyes.....all of which are blind
7) goddamned gray (toxic) water.
8) NO WAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9) homes on the golf course........shoootttttt.......aligatorsâ¦.run!!!!
10) JELLYFISH
11) Water Moccasins ⦠Cotton Mouths.....Snapping Turtlesâ¦
12)Whiskey bottles...and brand new cars.....Oak tree you're in my way......
13) 115 straight days over 100 degrees and100% humidity
14) Bugs
15) Rednecks
16) Bugs
SE Texas suxx.....almost as bad Florida
