(mostly collected from Reddit)
"Great—my horse has worms and the pharmacy is out of everything except COVID vaccines." --Conan O'Brien
Just Say Neigh
Doctor to patient at hospital: "Why the long face?"
I live in Texas and this is the least surprising thing I've ever heard.
Survival of the fittest or death of the dumbest.
“But, ‘Herd Thinner’ is the name of the brand. I can’t change that...yes, it is a highly toxic gel, and your point is?” —Dan Halen of “Squidbillies”
I asked 3 of my anti-Vax coworkers how many people would have to die in a year for them to take a virus seriously. One said 30-50 million, one said 10% of the world's population, and one said 50%. (sadly, not a joke)
"Find your average dumb fuck antivaxer then realize that half of them are even dumber.
There you go, you now understand how somebody can be that dense."
They can't even use their illiteracy as an excuse, there's a picture of a freaking horse on the box.
That's how you know you'll be healthy as a horse!
If it's not meant to be ingested by humans, why does it taste so good?
If you use a horse dewormer to fight a disease there's a free vaccine for...you might be a redneck.
"My dumb ass done eat the horsey pills to cure my China man virus! Now my tummy don't feels so good."
"Great—my horse has worms and the pharmacy is out of everything except COVID vaccines." --Conan O'Brien
Just Say Neigh
Doctor to patient at hospital: "Why the long face?"
I live in Texas and this is the least surprising thing I've ever heard.
Survival of the fittest or death of the dumbest.
“But, ‘Herd Thinner’ is the name of the brand. I can’t change that...yes, it is a highly toxic gel, and your point is?” —Dan Halen of “Squidbillies”
I asked 3 of my anti-Vax coworkers how many people would have to die in a year for them to take a virus seriously. One said 30-50 million, one said 10% of the world's population, and one said 50%. (sadly, not a joke)
"Find your average dumb fuck antivaxer then realize that half of them are even dumber.
There you go, you now understand how somebody can be that dense."
They can't even use their illiteracy as an excuse, there's a picture of a freaking horse on the box.
That's how you know you'll be healthy as a horse!
If it's not meant to be ingested by humans, why does it taste so good?
If you use a horse dewormer to fight a disease there's a free vaccine for...you might be a redneck.
"My dumb ass done eat the horsey pills to cure my China man virus! Now my tummy don't feels so good."
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