If you had a large enough account you could walk into any of their locations and they would let you use a private office as long as you like.
Obviously, you are both kidding, but soft dollar deals to the buy-side are severely limited and mostly they are used for conferences and research. Travel has been out of SEC 28(e) for about two decades or so.
If you're an individual why wouldn't you negotiate a better rate than pay them to bribe you?
Most buy-side shops require you to report meals and show/sports tickets above a threshold, usually $25/$50.
Perks are much better from Vegas Casino
