Best and Worst CNBC Commercials

Originally posted by limitdown
The Sock puppet is Back...

I was in a department store last year and they had about 10 of them for sale. I think they were selling on ebay for a billion dollars each. Opportunity cost is opportunity lost.

Maybe with soccko we return to 5000 on the naz.
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it's probably already been mentioned, but the guy who jumps out his (ground floor) window after the 5th downtick on his chart is a riot.
 
Those CyberTrader ads are hilarious. Sheep and fainting goats make lousy cybertraders. Yes they do, but they provide the liquidity for the rest of us to take their money LOL
 
Yeah, they show beautiful blondes bending over the desk, then probably when you get there it's nothing but a room full of overweight, sweaty guys with 3-day-old beards, coffee breath and bad attitudes.

As for the one who asks her friend how to enter an order to buy more stock, I would imagine that teaching her about Bollinger bands and stochastics would be out of the question.
 
Originally posted by SicilianTM
(Trader, unshaven, in boxers and t-shirt being interviewed in his home during market hours)

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"Look, did you see that? I just made $13 like it was nothing"

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"Oh no! I am destroyed! ... no, wait, I'm back."
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Yes that is classic!
 
o the bloomy commercials are awful. the music that's supposed to be from the 60's, that chick from the banana republic promising good government, and yes, my fave, "THE BLOOMBEHRG EXCHANGE TRADAHHH." They actually run an Arthur Anderson commercial in German.
 
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