Bernanke caught drunk

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Could he be arrested for an ILRUI (Irresponsibly Lowering Rates Under the Influence) or QEWI (QE-ing While Intoxicated)?
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/drunken-ben-bernanke-tells-everyone-at-neighborhoo,21059/

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This is really a bomb news for the markets!

Some excerpts:

[..] economic outlook [..] "pretty goddamned awful if you want the God's honest truth."

"Look, they don't want anyone except for the Washington, D.C. bigwigs
to know how bad shit really is," said Bernanke, slurring his words as he spoke.
"Mounting debt exacerbated—and not relieved—by unchecked consumption,
spiraling interest rates, and the grim realities of an inevitable worldwide energy crisis
are projected to leave our entire economy in the shitter for, like, a generation, man, I'm telling you."

"And hell, as long as we're being honest, I might as well tell you that a truer estimate of the U.S. unemployment rate is actually up around 16 percent, with a 0.7 percent annual rate of economic growth if we're lucky—if we're lucky," continued Bernanke, nearly knocking a full beer over while gesturing with his hands. "Of course, if everybody knew that, it would likely cripple financial markets across the entire fucking globe, even in various emerging economies with self- sustaining growth."

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