Basics of selling option Premium?

Sell covered options or risk going back to your parents. Or at least only trade spreads. Really not that difficult.

With effective spreads that will really save your a$$ when s*** hits the fan not with spreads comprised of those James Cordier style EDOTM hedging legs that do s*** when gamma becomes infinite against your position.
 
You should also add a PatheticTrollCertifier while you are at it. I am sure you wouldn't be short of candidates for that certificate either. :)

I do not dislike the "infinite gamma" concept and think it has actual potential. In any case, it cannot be compared to the stature of other candidates that I am spotting.

So, for the time being, I am sorry, but I cannot consider you for a possible attribution :)
 
Are they given retroactively? Because I'd like to nominate the "infinite gamma" concept as proposed by TheDawn here.

Usually, liking my a$$ doesn't help to acquire the prestigious and much sought-after certificate.

However, I'll keep an eye on you as you seem to have potential. :-)
 
In that case, you need to award that coveted certificate to yourself.

I was indeed the first to be awarded. That was followed by spiritual enlightenment, and that is why I can recognize deserving candidates: "a fisherman always sees another fisherman from afar"

One piece of evidence is for instance feeding a troll. Which counts more than the infinite gamma concept. But, of course, the much sought-after certificate requires a special effort and talent, which reach way farther, and that only a few can express. So, for now, good try :)
 
I was indeed the first to be awarded. That was followed by spiritual enlightenment, and that is why I can recognize deserving candidates: "a fisherman always sees another fisherman from afar"

One piece of evidence is for instance feeding a troll. Which counts more than the infinite gamma concept. But, of course, the much sought-after certificate requires a special effort and talent, which reach way farther, and that only a few can express. So, for now, good try :)

Ok time to put you on Ignore and block like I do with the rest of the bozos on here. Had enough of this. It's not entertaining anymore. Good riddance! Thanks for the likes though.
 
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Ok time to put you on Ignore and block like I do with the rest of the bozos on here. Had enough of this. It's not entertaining anymore. Good riddance! Thanks for the likes though.

STOP DOING THAT! Oy! The guy/girl is obviously a previously-banned user, or current user with an alt profile...You could help identify the offender of the TOS if you hung around and got an idea of who it might be! Stop ignoring/blocking!

*sighs*
 
STOP DOING THAT! Oy! The guy/girl is obviously a previously-banned user, or current user with an alt profile...You could help identify the offender of the TOS if you hung around and got an idea of who it might be! Stop ignoring/blocking!

*sighs*

@destriero??!!! Is that you, you fucker??!!! Ok I tried. It doesn't work. I can't find out if this @retardshit is @destriero's alt profile. Don't want to waste my time and energy. So much easier just to ignore and block him/her/it. And not really interested to know who it is really, just don't want to deal with him/her/it anymore. LOL
 
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