They should leave him alone. He'll be dead before he's fifty. That's punishment enough.
His uniform size is up some 4 sizes, His shoe size, his fucking shoe size is up by some 3 sizes. But what really freaked me out what his hat size. He's gone up something like three hat sizes.
Anybody remember Lyle Alzado?????????
Tell him, we'll let you alone, put you in the hall of fame. For us, as you're wasting away like yesterday's vegetables, you go on TV like Yul Brenner did for smoking, or Mickey Mantle did for being an asshole, and tell all the kids don't do steroids, or this is the result. Deal?
I don't think his life has turned out like he thought. He is a tragic figure.