I was hoping for a little more color regarding your girlfriend (you remember, she looks just like Ashley Simpson).
This reminds me of a joke;
An old guy is sitting on a park bench, tears streaming down his face. A cop pulls up and says, "Excuse me sir, why are you crying?" The old man looks up and says "Officer, some time ago, I married a beautiful young girl half my age, we have a wonderful life together. Each evening, she cooks me a gourmet meal, and then we have a wonderful night of passionate lovemaking." and the officer replies "Well thats great, but why are you crying?"
and the old man says. "I can't remember where I live" (taken from an episode "Everybody Loves Raymond").