Bankers girlfriends Anonymous

ronblack · Jan 28, 2009

The real problem is that they all wanted a prince but they settlled instead for a finance geek.

Ron

ipatent · Jan 28, 2009

Quote from mingsphinx:

These girls are sad but the men who want to be with them are truly pathetic.

Agree

AAAintheBeltway · Jan 28, 2009

If they're supposed to be anonymnous, why are their names and pictures in the NYT?

cubsguy81 · Jan 28, 2009

"Next time you are stressing over some finance guy remember that he is just a math club nerd with cash and that there are some things money just canât buy a woman, and a mind blowing orgasm is one of them. So relax, as evidenced by the existence of this blog, none of your girlfriends are marrying rich banker types any time soon. You are not going to be the last of your friends to marry well. This recession just bought everyone an extra two years of the single life. SAVOR IT. Go, have a steamy affair with some Latin lover who spends his free time thinking up new bedroom positions instead of trading positions. Relish that for the here and now you donât have to be seen in public with a guy who wears black shiny shoes with jeans. Carpe diem my loves."

Case in pioint of why to stay single. They will divorce you to live out this fantasy and take half!!!

Landis82 · Jan 28, 2009

Quote from Mr J:

Sounds like a lot of gold diggers that are in denial about their true value.

Werd.

niceneasy · Jan 28, 2009

So they like sausage but don't like to see it being made.

poyayan · Jan 28, 2009

Not sure whether this is real or not, but it is funny..

I couldnât comprehend why people were so insistent that Americaâs automobile industry had to be saved. We import safer more fuel efficient cars from Asia. No big deal. Survival of the fittest, thatâs my motto, or was, until my FBF broke up with me. He explained my termination as follows:

âPrincess, we need to talk. How do I explain this? You are a costly investment. During better economic times, I was happy to spend a little extra to buy American, but now we are all being forced to make tough decisions and, well, bottom line: I can quite literally get more bang for my buck if I invest with a foreign model instead. Do you understand what Iâm trying to tell you?â

And that my fellow DABA girls is more or less how my girlfriend services were outsourced to an underage Russian model who was willing to provide services substantially equivalent to my own but at well-below market value and without the regulatory hassle. F*cking mercenary.

I hope the government earmarked some bailout money for ex-DABA girls. Without my FBF subsidizing my lifestyle, I am seriously over leveraged with Saks and Iâm not talking about Goldman.

-âJenâsâ story, as retold by the DABA Girls

point&click · Jan 28, 2009

Quote from mingsphinx:

http://dabagirls.com/

Check out the Dating a Banker Anonymous blog. This one is golden.

Hilarious.The 'DABA' Girls,what a bunch of squeaky-voiced little tramps,all bitching because their days of being total freeloaders are over.

If you're a banker and you're married,be afraid,be very afraid........

9999 · Jan 28, 2009

Quote from ronblack:

The real problem is that they all wanted a prince but they settlled instead for a finance geek.

Ron

No.
The real problem is that they never cared about the guy to begin with. They only wanted a credit card with unlimited line. And when the line runs dry, they look for another one. "Nothing personal honey, it's just business..." Goldigging at its finest.

cubsguy81 · Jan 28, 2009

Quote from 9999:

No.
The real problem is that they never cared about the guy to begin with. They only wanted a credit card with unlimited line. And when the line runs dry, they look for another one. "Nothing personal honey, it's just business..." Goldigging at its finest.

that's why you need to live by the slogan "F**k and Chuck!!!"