Ballistic missile emergency alert mistakenly sent to people in Hawaii

[Slartibartfast]

And what do you think would be going on in Chicago's south-side? Prayer vigils with the Reverend Wright?

This weird obsession with Chicago's South side..DC is as bad. I guess you are correct, the republicans would behave no better than gangbangers in Riverdale.

I've always said if Nuclear War breaks out I hope the first one lands where I'm sitting.

Nah you will just get burned and have to finish the job yourself or die horribly of infection. Then you will go to hell as a suicide of course. But you have Trump now so at least that is a comfort.

Anti-radiation drug sales skyrocket after ‘nuclear button’ tweet
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/heal...-skyrocket-after-nuclear-button-tweet-n836921

Their business will be doing even better now! MAGA!

 

[vanzandt]

This weird obsession with Chicago's South side..DC is as bad. I guess you are correct, the republicans would behave no better than gangbangers in Riverdale.



Nah you will just get burned and have to finish the job yourself or die horribly of infection. Then you will go to hell as a suicide of course. But you have Trump now so at least that is a comfort.

I'm surprised ExGopr hasn't come on here and proclaimed it was all perpetrated to shift the news cycle away from the sh*t-hole countries remark. Gotta admit, Armageddon (Trumps) a Tweet.

 

[Slartibartfast]

I'm surprised ExGopr hasn't come on here and proclaimed it was all perpetrated to shift the news cycle away from the sh*t-hole countries remark. Gotta admit, Armageddon (Trumps) a Tweet.

Or his medical report coming out on Tuesday, he seems very quiet today. Of course I'd wager he did not allow a CT or MRI scan regarding his suspected dementia so Tuesday will settle nothing.

It is amazing, Trump has normalised fear of Armageddon in the US. It will be interesting to see in the future how the N-Ks reacted thinking they were maybe being false-flagged today.

 

[Wallet]

Nah you will just get burned and have to finish the job yourself or die horribly of infection. Then you will go to hell as a suicide of course. But you have Trump now so at least that is a comfort.

Anti-radiation drug sales skyrocket after ‘nuclear button’ tweet
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/heal...-skyrocket-after-nuclear-button-tweet-n836921

Their business will be doing even better now! MAGA!

A guy asked me once " hey buddie, got a match?

I replied "not since Superman died". But even with my near deity-like stature, I doubt I'd survive a ground zero hit. But thanks for the vote of confidence.

 

[Slartibartfast]

A guy asked me once " hey buddie, got a match?

I replied "not since Superman died". But even with my near deity-like stature, I doubt I'd survive a ground zero hit. But thanks for the vote of confidence.

I have not heard that one in a long while I'm 6'5" 3/4 ish, I used to get a lot of hide-behind-him-for-cover jokes in my military days.

And of course to improve to the day the White House add their usual layer of WTF?

http://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...se-hawaii-false-alarm-purely-a-state-exercise

However Trump's EPA have MASSIVELY increased the level of 'safe' radiation for nuclear workers. Good thing we were worried about nothing there.

https://www.geek.com/science/trumps-epa-lowers-standards-for-radiation-exposure-1720000/

 

[Cuddles]

Or his medical report coming out on Tuesday, he seems very quiet today. Of course I'd wager he did not allow a CT or MRI scan regarding his suspected dementia so Tuesday will settle nothing.

It is amazing, Trump has normalised fear of Armageddon in the US. It will be interesting to see in the future how the N-Ks reacted thinking they were maybe being false-flagged today.

Trump's CIA couldn't possibly stoop to such level??

A group of 70+ doctors urged the physical to include neurological/psych exams. The White House denied such tests would be done when asked by the press.

 

[Slartibartfast]

Trump's CIA couldn't possibly stoop to such level??

A group of 70+ doctors urged the physical to include neurological/psych exams. The White House denied such tests would be done when asked by the press.

Well you know as his dad died of it, nobody knows more about Alzheimer's disease than Trump and he says he is fine.

Confuses 52 F-35s with orders for F-52s and F-35s but hey*.. I'm so glad I live in an Equatorial area where the fallout will be very slow to reach. And I've nearly got my private pilots license. I hear Patagonia is nice.

*It is probably just he is partially illiterate as everyone says right, not dementia.. yet?

 

[CaptainObvious]

"A worker who sent Hawaii's false missile alert has reportedly been reassigned, not fired."
And he feels bad too. Well there you go, all better now. Every mother fucker involved in establishing this system should be fired. Tell a co-worker she looks hot in that dress...fired. Send the entire state into a panic...no biggie, try not to do that again. People this stupid deserve to be nuked.
http://www.businessinsider.com/hawaii-worker-reassigned-false-missile-alert-2018-1

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

"A worker who sent Hawaii's false missile alert has reportedly been reassigned, not fired."
And he feels bad too. Well there you go, all better now. Every mother fucker involved in establishing this system should be fired. Tell a co-worker she looks hot in that dress...fired. Send the entire state into a panic...no biggie, try not to do that again. People this stupid deserve to be nuked.
http://www.businessinsider.com/hawaii-worker-reassigned-false-missile-alert-2018-1

If there are any demented Far Side readers here, y'all will recall that we have seen this Hawaii system before.

 

[CaptainObvious]

If there are any demented Far Side readers here, y'all will recall that we have seen this Hawaii system before.

LOL. What should scare the hell out of everyone is that this "system" was not the design work of one person. Some group of "intellectuals" came up this this, took a final look at their brilliant work and gave the thumbs up. Yep, put that ONE button right there, real close to the done for the day button, so close ONE fat finger could trigger a missile alert. Do we need something in place in case that ONE button accidently gets hit? Maybe some kinda" backup? Na, that'll never happen, our work is done here. Mai Tai anyone.