Ballistic missile emergency alert mistakenly sent to people in Hawaii
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Seems it was 38 minutes before most found out via the original alert system.
If this had happened in a red state there would have been armed robberies in supermarkets & pharmacies etc. with poor cons stocking up
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sock puppet confirmed.
no way a person from Ireland would be such a dnc troll on a subject like this.
this is not a republican / democrat issue. Its not a donald trump's fault.
Its a fricken North Korea has nukes problem and Hi recently turned on its alert system.
you are outed as a dnc troll.
no way a person from Ireland would be such a dnc troll on a subject like this.
this is not a republican / democrat issue. Its not a donald trump's fault.
Its a fricken North Korea has nukes problem and Hi recently turned on its alert system.
you are outed as a dnc troll.
Seems it was 38 minutes before most found out via the original alert system.
If this had happened in a red state there would have been armed robberies in supermarkets & pharmacies etc. with poor cons stocking up
So you are on vacation in Hawaii in one of those nice beach front hotels.
And get an alert about incoming ballistic missiles.
But this time it is actually real... North Korea is sending over nuclear missiles.
What should you do in the next few minutes?
Desperately seek shelter in your hotel? Maybe try the bathroom with no exterior walls in your suite?
Try to find somewhere low in the hotel to hide?
Here is my advice.
You should go down to the beach. Sit in a comfortable chair.
Take in the scenic view. Get a nice tropical drink.
The end is coming in 18 minutes anyway.
And you'll be f@cked no matter where you go.
Enjoy your few remaining minutes.
And get an alert about incoming ballistic missiles.
But this time it is actually real... North Korea is sending over nuclear missiles.
What should you do in the next few minutes?
Desperately seek shelter in your hotel? Maybe try the bathroom with no exterior walls in your suite?
Try to find somewhere low in the hotel to hide?
Here is my advice.
You should go down to the beach. Sit in a comfortable chair.
Take in the scenic view. Get a nice tropical drink.
The end is coming in 18 minutes anyway.
And you'll be f@cked no matter where you go.
Enjoy your few remaining minutes.
Love to see you snickering in front of some of the locals, they'd arm bar you in a second. Dumb fuck!
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When you are flying around in your imaginary plane, do your arms get tired?
Whats the chamber-maid look like?
And what do you think would be going on in Chicago's south-side? Prayer vigils with the Reverend Wright?
I've always said if Nuclear War breaks out I hope the first one lands where I'm sitting.