Quote from nutmeg:
Proof that everything on the internet is true.
Given the field of the internet, I, over the complex plane, , and one universe where x is a statement found on the internet and r is the constant of accuracy of the internet given in units of monkeys per typewriter (MPT). Rearranging this along the complex plane, , we can easily solve for the r of the internet:
r = 29cosI
r = 1.0101011
Note that the constant of accuracy of the internet is higher than 1, which means that every statement is also a religious fact. Therefore the internet is also Jesus in binary form.
