'average penis size by country'

[Wayne Gibbous]

I told nutmeg's wife I was going to give her 8 inches tonight...

She said "Yeah sure. 4 strokes, 2 inches per stroke!"

 

[nursebee]

I went out a couple nights ago, a college town, lots of hotties!

I met this one woman, oh so fine, blond, nice rack. We get along, I ask for her digits and some alone time.

She says, you can come back to my place, but not unless you got 1o inches.

I tell her, I aint cutting 2 off for anyone!

 

[bigarrow]

Quote from Lucrum:



I'm suddenly feeling a little inadequate.

I'm sure you do feel inadequate.

 

[nazzdack]

Quote from nursebee:
----She says, you can come back to my place, but not unless you got 1o inches.
----I aint cutting 2 off for anyone!

You were supposed to say, "Okay, I'll fold it in half".

 

[LEAPup]

Quote from bigarrow:

I'm sure you do feel inadequate.

You're the epitome of inadequate camper boy.

 

[Clubber Lang]

Quote from bigarrow:

I'm sure you do feel inadequate.

Says the guy with 10 inches of Congo in his backdoor.

 

[ElCubano]

Where The F**k is Cuba? No one representing? or are the clumping us in the congo line..

 

[bigarrow]

Quote from Clubber Lang:

Says the guy with 10 inches of Congo in his backdoor.

LOL now that was funny ... damn it.

 

[wartrace]

I wonder why they didn't measure them while erect.

 

[Fractals 'R Us]

I was toweling off after a swim at a public pool when I was a little kid once, saw a guy with a dick that hung to his knees! Since then I've been hoping that it's more about the girth...