Good news: BP found not guilty of crimes against humanity
However, on another note, they were found guilty of crimes against birds and fish. The court voted to feed the CEO to the sharks.
However, he escaped punishment when the shark died from ingesting too much oil before it could eat him.
After that the CEO went for a nice vacation on his $ million boat. His girlfriend turned to him and asked if he felt sorry for all the little people who could not go vacation?
He replied, well, they can just go eat fish.
However, in truth, you can't eat fish anymore since they are all filled with oil.
The moral of the story is that Taco Bell is cheap and tastes good.
The End.
However, on another note, they were found guilty of crimes against birds and fish. The court voted to feed the CEO to the sharks.
However, he escaped punishment when the shark died from ingesting too much oil before it could eat him.
After that the CEO went for a nice vacation on his $ million boat. His girlfriend turned to him and asked if he felt sorry for all the little people who could not go vacation?
He replied, well, they can just go eat fish.
However, in truth, you can't eat fish anymore since they are all filled with oil.
The moral of the story is that Taco Bell is cheap and tastes good.
The End.

